Blowjobs are Realjobs

Blowjobs are Realjobs is a duo from Hamburg playing experimental noise-punk with bass/guitar and synthesizer. Their half-sung, half-shouted lyrics deal with topics such as monogamy, abortion and gender perception. In late 2025 they released their first DIY tape 'Bloody Situation Menstruation Masturbation', followed by a 7-inch vinyl limited to 200 copies with five songs.